Hi. My name is Rita Arens, and I write Surrender, Dorothy. I've taken pity on my best friend (of 33 years -- and I'm 35), Stephanie, who has a shopping problem. A big one.
The reason for the purge.
Her closet takes up an entire room of her house.
This rack? Is one of three double racks. For her. Not counting t-shirts, underwear, pajamas or "workout wear."
The biggest problem? She's pregnant, and that baby can't live amidst all this synthetic silk.
Something's got to go.
The issue extends into the basement. Oh yes, yes, it does.
This site is our quest to rid her closet of its coolest items and outfit you in Stephanie's outtakes. I would've taken them all, but dudes, baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Not these shoes. Apparently Stephanie refuses to wear closed-toe in summer. Ahem.
Enjoy, and if you're interested in any item, please e-mail Stephanie at philosphygirl01(at)yahoo.com.